SOL #11 - Kill it
This happened in 7th grade during excel, around summer time.
Last year, I had Mrs. Gardner during Excel. I greatly enjoyed being in it, it was funny seeing Mrs Gardner roast Clement, among other things.
Sometimes she would give us the incentive of her brownies if we did something. I don't remember what was being incentivised, but we got it and Mrs Gardner kept on her promise to bring brownies.
The windows were open, and apparently a big smelt it.
Some sort of weird small black beetle thing came in the room. It terrorized the other students in the room, including me since I don't like bugs.
It buzzed around for a few minutes, eventually landing at my table.
I've been waiting for years, you have terrorized my people.
My chance was here
I said, "KILL IT"
I jumped from my seat and reached for it in the middle of the table
OMAE WA, MOE SHINDERU
bug: NANI?!?!??!??!?
OOOOOOOOOOPOOOOO
A small splat on the table and my hand. I had slain the beast
Also, my hand was bright red for a good 10 minutes, no regret.
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