Nonsense Poem - Flavortown
*BEEEEEEEP*
“GET THE DOCTOR!”
The light fades, a new one appears, barely out of reach
A light at the end of this ghlarky, stank tunnel
I smell a familiar, funkalicious smell
I push through the light
A bright, neon rorange sign, covered in grease
Welcome to flavortown
I see a crowd, it reeks of deep fryer
Alas, they were not people.
They were food
Chicken nuggers with legs
French Fried
Sweer Potato
Talking drumsticks
My acidic flesh sack grunkled at the sight
I ate, and ate
This is heaven
Their fluscious flesh seeped into my gaping mouth
Their tish, subtle flavors were perfect
All of a sudden, a flying chicken nugger grabbed my by my barbeque sauce covered shirt,
“We must go”
“No, my love, don’t betray me”
“...”
I feel a rush, wake up in the hospital bed
This was hilarious, Vince! I might vote most humorous or best nonsense words! :)
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